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1.据说有些孩子是吃胸毛长大的。
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2.抽屉不止放杂物那么简单。
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3.小喇叭也是表达乐声的一种很好的方式。
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4.怪不得鬼佬的酒量就是好。
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5.妈妈说我生肖属鸡,排第十。
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6.这个比较适合内向的爸爸表达他对孩子的爱。
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7.我不要,我只要肯德基的炸鸡。
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8.怎么我又回到妈妈的肚子去了。
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9.保姆有很多种,要看您的经济能力了。
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10.我并不认为天下武功出少林。
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11.时常嫌自己的鼻子不够尖,知道国外的月亮圆了吧!
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12.不怕不怕,国内的电压110,不死人的。
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13.据说国外的法律不可以鞭打小孩,只好用智慧教育孩子了。
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14.如果想要弃婴,这个包扎方法可以用得上。
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15.原来国外的“g交”是那么的随意。
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16.黑人的投篮技术是世界第一名的。
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17.一物多用,不止观赏,可当浴室,还可保护大自然。
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18.您知道皮笑肉不笑的定义吗?
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19.真羡慕资本主义,太享受了!
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20.这样当然不行啦,鬼妹很少穿小裤裤,会把肮脏传给幼儿的!
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21.自动投币洗衣机真方便,5分钟自动停止,人的极限可以的!
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22.晚上不让我喝,白天不让我碰,意淫一下吧!
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23.世上只有妈妈好,可是我比较想念爸爸!
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24.很多人都说:打是疼,骂是爱。
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25.在2008年我们输给中国奥运总金牌了,得从小训练。
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26.呵呵,您爸爸还不知道您不是他的亲生。。
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27.这个鞋子有中国味道,Made In China(中国制造)。
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本帖最后由 nailiang 于 2010-7-24 16:14 编辑 ]